HE'S HERE!

Meet Fagbutt Bear, he’s more pissed up than your average bear – and so are most of his friends! Fagbutt, and the sleuth of other bears who appear from time to time, live in Jelly Stained Park in the Hundred Metre Wood. Fagbutt is a hopeless alcoholic who spends his days drinking in The Rabbit’s Hole bar, lamenting the smoking ban and the general rights and wrongs of the world.

The Rabbit’s Hole is the centre of Fagbutt’s world and is where most of the action takes place. It’s primarily frequented by the other bears but from time to time sees the interruption of a passing stag night, or the occasional badger drifting through – much to the consternation of Fagbutt, who is generally intolerant of any other species. Within Jelly Stained Park there’s also The Honey Pot lap dancing club and Bear Grrrrills Steakhouse, as well as The Jelly Stained Cop Station.

The sleuth of bears includes Barebutt Bear, whose butt is permanently bare after an unexplained incident that has resulted in his ability to keep things up his perpetually exposed posterior; Air Bear, an ex-air force, Vietnam veteran type who spends his days drunkenly reminiscing about the action he’s seen; Nigel, who suffers from low self-esteem; and Bearak Obampot, president of the local woodland council, who would like nothing more than to revoke Bar Bear’s liquor licence and shut The Rabbit’s Hole for good! These are but to name a few......

Join Fagbutt and the gang as they shambolically and drunkenly stumble their way through their days at The Rabbit’s Hole. Whether he’s watching his favourite TV show, Inspector Bear; taking part in the pub quiz; or pulling some diabolically disgusting stunt, Fagbutt Bear will never fail to entertain!